A man is verbally abusive to his wife, but But if you see something that doesn't look right, click here to contact us! Joke. Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. I think that joke is about the same age as Aggies last championship. You guys know how the toothbrush was invented in the south? The first electric toothbrush was created in Switzerland in the early 20th century and was sold under Motodent. Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Arkansas campus? So far I have about a dozen of them saved up. Hairline. How do we know that the "Toothbrush" was invented in West Virginia? Go to Jokes r/Jokes Posted by pauciloquent333. How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South? The first American to patent a toothbrush was H. N. Wadsworth, (patent number 18,653,) on Nov. 7, 1857. Because we don't call it a teethbrush. Hogs living in Siberia and Northern China grew very stiff hair in response to the harsh climate, yielding a sturdy bristle material. They're inbred. If he's married there'll be tobacco juice down both sides of the car. If it came from anywhere else, it would be called a teethbrush. Each day, two of the guys sell twenty toothbrushes each, and the third guy consistently sells two hundred. Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama? How can you tell if he's married? Lots of water, food, first aid kit, even three toothbrushes to last him the whole way. But, y'know, it's a joke. To hold the charge. How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky? Turns out its not that simple. He doesn't see race. [7] Hertford Museum holds approximately 5000 toothbrushes that make up part of the Addis Collection. If it had been invented anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush. If it was invented anywhere else it would have been called the "Teethbrush.". The first day the manger send them out for their first try at selling toothbrushes. Still the toothbrush is a relative modern invention. Photo credit ElectricTeeth.com. As this is the intended response, the jokester replies, that is why it is called a tooth brush; if it were invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush. HISTORY reviews and updates its content regularly to ensure it is complete and accurate. What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky? just last night I heard her using an electric toothbrush for what seemed like an hour, Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas? By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. What does an Alabaman call a six-pack and a dead possum? I guess he just wanted me to know. What's the best thing about having Parkinson's? Husband says: How does that help? The manager walks out, and greets Joseph. Copyright @2023 SECRant.com. What's the same thing as a brothel in Kentucky. You ever wonder why an alligator is so angry. With further advancements, the first portable electric toothbrush was created by General Electric in the 1960s. They both take great pride in their Mammoth caves. Beard. How are Trump and the state of Kentucky alike? Cookie Notice "If you've ever been accused of lying through your tooth.you might be a redneck." 292 On a teeth wiki, one will discover that the first toothbrush is believed to date back to the Tang Dynasty in China, and was invented sometime between the seventh and tenth centuries. If it had been invented anywhere else, it would be called a teethbrush. she always keeps her cool. .more-ways-to-laugh a { Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. Although this is a rather corny joke, one might become curious about the true origin of the toothbrush. It was marketed by the Squibb company under the name Broxodent. Identical twins have the same DNA. During their vocabulary session the teacher begins her lesson with the word Contagious. The other two guys are jealous, but they can't figure out his secret. What's the latest invention to come out of the UA engineering program? A solar-powered flashlight. Watching the Kentucky Derby for the first time, I was surprised it was only a single race rather than a full event, but then again, they only want one race in Kentucky. and our Are you guys watching the Kentucky Derby? The toothbrush invented by William Addis in England. Funny joke of the day is carefully selected joke. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. If you clicked because you didn't know, let me know next time you brush your teeth. Student: At page 35 prof. Is the capital of Kentucky pronounced "Louis-ville" or "Louie-Ville?" Know why God gave Aggies 10% more brains than he gave the horse? If was created anywhere else it would have been called the teethbrush. I have 32 teeth to buy toothbrushes for, I wish someone would invent a teethbrush! Chuck Norris. Prof to the student: Did you study geography? Because if it was invented in the north, it would've been called a teethbrush. because if it was invented anywhere else, it would be called a teethbrush. Because we don't call it a teethbrush. Interestingly, his invention was similar to the first toothbrush that was invented 1000 years earlier in China. So I just said 'Hey, if YOU have a better way to get dogshit out of sneakers', Three guys begin work at a toothbrush company as salesmen. French dentists, who were the most advanced in Europe, advocated the use of toothbrushes in the 17th and early 18th centuries. Of course the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia. 4 CaptRackham 5 yr. ago I heard it was invented by a man in a prison in England 4 Fast-forward to the late 18th century, when an Englishman named William Addis landed in jail for inciting a riot. Join us on Viber . The first mass-produced toothbrush was made by William Addis of Clerkenwald, England, around 1780. Most scholars believe that the first toothbrushes were made by ancient Babylonians and Egyptians from frayed twigs between 3500-3000 B.C. Kentucky Fried Chicken just donated a large sum of money to a hospital I heard they are calling it the Chicken Wing. Whats the deal with airline food, amirite?! Q: How do we know the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky? Four children being taught the correct use of a toothbrush by a dental hygienist at the Guggenheim Dental Clinic, between 1940-1945. 1.5K 131 131 comments Best Add a Comment Bergamasco 10 yr. ago It reminds me of a Jeff Foxworthy joke. Then, one day, they run into him at the mall, where he's set up. I visited the birthplace of the man who invented the toothbrush today If it was invented anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush. Write by: . If was created anywhere else it would have been called the teethbrush. You can tell because had it been invented elsewhere, it would have been called a teethbrush. Had it been invented anywhere else, they would have called it the teethbrush. Cookie Notice the joke is just one of many funny jokes on Joke Buddha! I answered, "The difference is, I was gonna use the toothbrush again.". If I wanted to spend 1100$ for two minutes of action, I'd hire a prostitute. A Virgin. However, for individuals who must know the answer to a specific question about toothbrush history, a teeth wiki is a fine resource. Kentucky Fried Chicken just donated a large sum of money to a hospital Nearly 2 decades later, Broxodent came into being. Today, toothbrushes come in a variety of shapes and sizes with more choices than ever. otherwise it would have been called the teethbrush. McGrath, Kimberley A., and Bridget Travers, eds. In order to prove he can do the job, the man is given a box of 100 toothbrushes, and told to come back when he's sold them all. "I scrub the toilet" his wife replies Toothbrush Invented. If two people from Kentucky get divorced.. If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush. All rights reserved. font-size: 1.3em; A democratic senator from Kentucky. An old one but a good one She did not find it humorous. I leaned over and said, "You're single arent you..". because if it was invented anywhere else, it would be called a teethbrush. Anyone else would have called it a teethbrush. Q: Why do Arkansas Razorback grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards? is the best Joke for Sunday, 22 May 2016 from site Jokes of the day - Toothbrush. Twice a week we compile our most fascinating features and deliver them straight to you. Elvin-Lewis, Memory and Walter H. Lewis. I would like to hear her answer this question, for she seems uniquely qualified to do so: Momma says Alabamans are ornery because they have all them toothbrushes and no teeth, They come across this toothbrush seller, they ask for a job and end up getting it. I told her, "That's disgusting!" People have been cleaning their teeth for millennia, starting with the ancient Egyptians, who are thought to have scrubbed their choppers with a special powder made from ox hooves and eggshells as far back as 5000 B.C. if it was invented anywhere else it would have been called the teethbrush. Because anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush. The hiring manager says "We sell toothbrushes. either way, someone is losing a trailer. 4. Watching the Kentucky Derby for the first time, I was surprised it was only a single race rather than a full event, but then again, they only want one race in Kentucky. Anywhere else and it would be called a teeth brush. A man had recently lost his job when he saw an ad in the local paper for a position selling toothbrushes. Addis starting mass-producing his contraption after leaving prison and died a wealthy man. Alabama: Because if it was invented anywhere else, it'd be called a "teethbrush. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky? If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called the teethbrush, Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush. do all the aggies on this board seem like weird boomers to anyone else? The only one I know is, "In West Virginia it's called a TOOTHbrush and not a teethbrush for a reason". One Saturday, the dentist is hungry, and puts his brother on the spot. What do you get when you have 32 folks from in the same room? Powered By Impressive Business WordPress Theme. If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush. They both take great pride in their Mammoth caves. Otherwise it wouldve been called the teethbrush. Did you hear Oral-B and Queen Latifah are making a toothbrush together? On an unrelated side note, my girlfriend has been in a good mood lately. If it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush." Vote: 1 votes. - Joke for Thursday, 23 June 2011 from site Jokes of the day Anywhere else and it would have been called a teeth brush. The West Virginia Toothbrush Myth Finally Debunked, How to Get the Best Teeth Whitening Service, 15 Tips for Improving Your Corporate Dental Chains Offices, If You Want the Best Dental Insurance for Major Services Apply for These Careers. What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky? I would like to hear her answer this question, for she seems uniquely qualified to do so: You can tell because had it been invented elsewhere, it would have been called a teethbrush. Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush! There was no plaque. One day he was approached by a man looking for a job. He goes to his mother, Look mama, Im a Nazi! and she punches him in the face. Had it been invented anywhere else it would have been called a "Teethbrush". How do you know that the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas? Score: 16 Accidentally used my wife's electric toothbrush. The line at ~~Kentucky Fried Chicken.~~ Popeyes. "The use of Nature's toothbrush: the chewing stick. If was created anywhere else it would have been called the teethbrush. If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush. Actually, the first evidence of the toothbrush in the west, is attributed to the Englishman William Addis. SECRant.com is an independent website and is not affiliated with the Southeastern Conference. Down on his luck and very desperate, he asks to speak to the manager of the facility, about getting a job as a toothbrush salesman. How is a woman like Kentucky Fried Chicken? FACT CHECK: We strive for accuracy and fairness. Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama? If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called the teethbrush, How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi? On a teeth wiki, one will discover that the first toothbrush is believed to date back to the Tang Dynasty in China, and was invented sometime between the seventh and tenth centuries. Other models in Europe used feathers. What does a hurricane in Florida, a tornado in Arkansas, and a divorce in Kentucky have in common? If it was invented in any other state, it would have been called a teethbrush. Because if it was invented in the north, it would've been called a teethbrush. If it was invented anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush. Later, Americans were influenced by the disciplined hygiene habits of soldiers from World War II. In 1938 the DuPont company developed the first toothbrush with nylon fibers, which proved sturdier and more efficient than animal hairs. Poster from Gell Frres Perfumers, Avenue de lOpra, 6, Paris. Doctor: What toiletries are you using? 3 men apply for a sales job at toothbrush company. How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas? it spoons. How do you control your anger? I was disappointed. A virgin. Since state jokes seem to be the thing today, and, well, I'm from Georgia Wow, I just got an idea a solar-powered nightlight. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. When you are finished with the breast and the thigh, you have a greasy box to stick your bone in. If it was invented anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush. Yeah if it weee invented anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush. Doctor: Huh, so is Stevens a foreign brand? [20165] How can we tell that the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas? When the end of the world comes, I want to be in Kentucky. Pretty good! Funny Jokes; Top Rated; Most Discussed Recent; Random; Tell a Joke; One-liners. They found a skeleton in a building on the tamu campus. padding: 10px 0px; One day, a man with a lisp named Joseph walks into a toothbrush factory. I mean would you rather be ruthless or toothless. 1 yr. ago OOOO I like this one More posts from the Jokes community Continue browsing in r/Jokes r/Jokes By consulting a teeth wiki, one does not only learn about the history of toothbrush, but the history of almost everything related to dental care. Really?? When you are finished with the breast and the thigh, you have a greasy box to stick your bone in. How do we know the toothbrush was invented in the south? You can't break an electric toothbrush "I have never had anyone sell that many toothbrushes that quickly! However, if one specifically consults a teeth wiki to find the history of the toothbrush in the West, he or she will not find much until the eighteenth century. "Because then every time she puts it in her mouth, she'll think of you.". They will not only find out the who, what, where, when, and how about toothbrush history, but a complete history of dental hygiene. just last night I heard her using an electric toothbrush for what seemed like an hour, Anywhere else it would have been called the teethbrush, If it had been invented anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush. Because if it was invented in the north, it would've been called a teethbrush. Join us on WhatsApp. He asks her "I'm always so abusive to you, how come you're always so calm?" "Joke time! Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi? It would have been the TEETHbrush anywhere else. Know any West Virginia Jokes? The Romans opted for sticks with frayed ends, while the Greeks used rough cloths. Hence, the evolution of the toothbrush bristles and handles began. upvote downvote report This joke may contain profanity. If it had been invented somewhere else they would have called it the teethbrush. Otherwise they would've called it a teethbrush! As such, he or she decides to consult a teeth wiki. Otherwise it would have been called "the teethbrush.". Yeah if it weee invented anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush. Hi there thir, my names Jotheph, and I was curiouth, He goes into a bar and orders a shot. Dolphin. When the work is finally, One eager child says, "Daddy says to cover my mouth when I cough because my cold is contagious!". How can you tell if someone's a UA graduate? Boar bristles were used until 1938, when nylon bristles were introduced by Dupont de Nemours. Funny Jokes. Kentucky Derby Did you know that the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas? The first American to patent a toothbrush was H. N. Wadsworth, (patent number 18,653,) on Nov. 7, 1857. Me: Stevens soap, Stevens shampoo, Stevens toothpaste and Stevens toothbrush. At least I think it was Alabama. All Rights Reserved. Annoying husband two or more people can't have the same DNA. A toothbrush salesman is tasked with selling his product at the mall. Why dont they need dress codes in Kentucky? By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. Teacher: "Can anyone tell me where the toothbrush was invented?" Little Johnny: "In Kentucky. Everyone has the same DNA. Mass production of toothbrushes began in America around 1885. It's Frankfort. I just got a job and am moving there soon. Year after year, he can repeatedly sell the most toothbrushes out of everyone who works for the company, at least tripling the the amount of sales the guy trailing him has made. According to the Library of Congress, the first modern toothbrush was invented in 1938 when Dupont released a toothbrush with nylon fibers. Had it been invented anywhere else, they would have called it the teethbrush. 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