Filch even threatened Harry after finding him standing by the petrified Mrs Norris, Dumbledore had to calm him down. He kept his job of caretaker after the Second Wizarding War. [77] At night, while not patrolling the corridors, Filch wore an old flannel dressing gown. Filch tried to frighten them, by telling that many dangerous creatures lived there. When a blood curse in Harry activates, it takes Harry over two years to deal with it Harry Potter never had sex before until fifth year when his uncle decided to rape him. [8] It's unclear whether the relationship was still going on by the time Harry attended Hogwarts, but he did see them at Dumbledore's funeral together. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words. Spend a few pages writing out your plot. The author takes us to exotic locations such as Iceland and beyond the shores of Britain. He knew how it felt to be ignored, so he gave special care to pay attention to his studentsnot only in regards to their studies, but to their mental health, too.Remus Lupin was the first person to notice what Harry was hiding, and he was the first adult to care enough to do something about it. He let them go after threatening to send them to Dumbledore, taking Mrs Norris to see Professor McGonagall to clean her fur. He was aided by the Inquisitorial Squad, but odd things like antlers sprouting from their heads kept happening to its members. Harry Potter and his sister Alison by Melanie Anderson 663K 13K 45 What if Harry had a little sister? Harry's 6th year is off to a rough start. [33], On Christmas, Albus Dumbledore gave Harry Potter his father's Invisibility Cloak. InAs I Walk From My Machine by tamlane, Percy moves on to Astoria Greengrass after, on behalf on the Ministry of Magic, he puts out an ad asking for subjects to test experimental sex magic and Astoria answers the call. Ginnys Self-Help Fantasyby mercuryidols dives into Ginny Weasleys secret lesbian fantasies about Hermione Granger. Velhomaailmassa on monia erikoisia perinteit, jotkut niist ovat Harrylle iloisia ylltyksi. Feel free to suggest any pairings/situations you'd like to see, and eventually I'll try to include them (it could take a while). Wake up the whole castle, will you? InThe Wolfsbane Effectby Kerichi, Remus is torn between his two loves, Tonks and Sirius. Filch was then joined by Severus Snape when the two got hold of Harry's egg and the Marauder's Map. Filch found them trying to force their way through the door of the out-of-bounds corridor on the third floor. [44], That same year, Harry Potter was given the Marauder's Map by Fred and George Weasley, using it to sneak into Hogsmeade Village and walk throughout the castle, without Filch noticing him. Choose an interesting character, preferably a more obscure one that not many other people will have written about, and put them into a new situation. Midway through the train ride, the Dementors board the train and Harry's life is never the same. He literally cant live without sex and he doesnt care who knows it. [19], Filch later approached Jacob's sibling towards the end of the year, asking them where they were going. One of the most popular male on male couples in the Harry Potter fandom are Sirius Black/Remus Lupin (WolfStar). [22], During the 19861987 school year, he confiscated Jacob's notebooks in the Three Broomsticks Inn from Jacob's sibling on Snape's orders to confiscate all items related to the Cursed Vaults. [18], In December, Filch attended the Christmas feast, in which he departed with his usual brown coat and wore a very old and rather mouldy-looking tailcoat. [57], In the morning before the first school trip to Hogsmeade of the school year, Filch matched the names of those visiting the village to the long list of students who had permission from their parents or guardian to do so. Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes. . Harry is shrunken so needs somewere to go to stay safe hwere better then in athrur wealsey's underware. During the first stage of the battle, Filch was left with a deep gash in his left arm. Argus Filch was a Squib and the caretaker of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry since around 1973. Harry sank into one of the trick steps and got stuck in it, making his golden egg break open and wail. [77] During his funeral he sat next to Irma Pince, something Harry Potter took notice of, as he suspected a romantic relationship between the two. On luonnollista haluta lis heti kun on saanut ensi maistiaisen - ja min syytn itseni siit, ett annoin sen maistiaisen sinulle"SK s. 203. Severus Snape agreed with Filch, not because he had the same opinion, but because he wanted Harry to be punished. Filch helped the students evacuate during the Battle of Hogwarts in 1998 and participated in the battle himself. Sometimes a mans love for fruit knows no bounds. Filch was furious and kicked Harry out off his office, trying to convince him that the letter was not his, and ordering him not to tell anyone. [62] Otherwise, she did have a low opinion of him, telling him not to stun some enchanted fireworks and having it explode all over the place, when it was in fact her own doing.[62]. [71] When the students arrived after the attack on Katie Bell, who had touched a cursed necklace, Filch held his secrecy sensor aloft, but was dismissed by Minerva McGonagall who told him to take the necklace, wrapped in a scarf, to Severus Snape, the school's expert on Defence Against the Dark Arts. We ask that you follow our rules and guidelines by visiting the Policy Category. This series is a collection of one-shots in which Hermione explores several different lesbian relationships. In 1995, when Dolores Umbridge became High Inquisitor at Hogwarts, Filch gladly supported her. Filch thanked the student for their help, despite his usually grouchy nature. PEEVES! He was going to be permitted to bring back the "old punishments" and give students whippings, and she asked the Minister for Magic to sign an order for the expulsion of Peeves, the resident Poltergeist. (And if you want your Potter clean, weve got a list of our favorite HPfanfiction for you.). Mrs Norris, like her master, was infamously bad-tempered with anyone but Filch himself. Arthur and Molly's children have all grown up and moved out. Click here to enter, or just click the image below. Clearly, Im not the only Potterhead who feels this way as Romione erotica seems to be the most abundant out of all of the canon erotica out there. [9] In keeping with his dislike for students and their inevitable tendency to create messes and disorder (which he, as caretaker, would get stuck cleaning up), Filch idolised "the old ways" of discipline and constantly lamented that he was no longer allowed to use corporal punishment. Harry Potter is a slut. Filch said that this did not make him happy, but the look on his face seemed to say otherwise, but as it was Christmas, Slughorn let Draco stay with no punishment. After he admits his feelings, things start heating up. Neville Longbottom has a romp with Luna Lovegood inWhat if I Do It Wrong? The detention Harry gets with Lockhart comes about in a different way, and is spent with less than school appropriate actions. He left Harry and ran to find Peeves, excited that he might finally be able to pursuade Dumbledore to kick Peeves out of Hogwarts. InThe Dragon and the Roseby drcjsnider,generations collide when Rose Weasley gets intimate with Draco Malfoy. What are they doing here? Non-canon Harry Potter erotica: m/m. He has no shame. In the evening of 20 April, 1996, Marietta Edgecombe denounced the unsanctioned Dumbledore's Army to Dolores Umbridge. To annoy Filch, Peeves would trap Mrs Norris in suits of armour,[65] drop chandeliers,[65] play tennis against the Castle walls in the middle of the night,[34] stick wads of gum in keyholes[85] and caused general mayhem, which Filch was later responsible for fixing and cleaning up. [51] Furthermore, while Snape gave some leniency to students of Slytherin, Filch saw no such mercy with any of the students. With so many compelling characters in the Potterverse, its no surprise that non-canon erotica makes up the majority of the erotic Harry Potter fanfic out there. [71] Snape, however, did not show much respect to the caretaker, and simply treated him as a minion. In this extremely strange erotic fanfic, Hogwarts is lonely and the giant squid is there to fill those halls. [62] Harry Potter helped Dean Thomas mess up the clock in the Clock Tower, Colin Creevey sent the Inquisitorial Squad several rude Howlers in chocolate boxes, and Parvati and Padma Patil poured Babbling Beverage into the school loudspeakers. by snarkysweetness. [4] The Map was later brought back to Filch's office and kept there until Fred and George Weasley 'nicked' it during their first year, 19891990 school year, at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry after being hauled to his office for letting off a Dungbomb in a corridor. Arthur is fascinated by Harry's stretch marks. Under the Night Skyby BOMBARDMAXIMApairs Albus with his brother James. Why should he feel bad about that? A highly polished collection of chains and manacles hung on the wall behind Filch's desk. She, however, met Peeves on the way, who chased her from the premises, whacking her alternately with Minerva McGonagall's walking stick and a sock full of chalk as the students and teachers watched. Hagrid vouched for them, but Filch rudely undermined Hagrid's authority as a teacher, with Hagrid insulting Filch for being a Squib in retaliation. Umbridge's Educational Decrees were abolished, as well as her Approval for Whipping, as Albus Dumbledore was reinstated as Headmaster, meaning that he never got the opportunity to inflict corporal punishment on the students. Thus, the caretaker started to support Umbridge and follow her orders. [13], The next school year, Filch was furious when Harry learnt that he was a Squib. I bet you'll think twice about breaking a school rule again, won't you, eh? [13] Filch also did not care for Hagrid as a professor and treated him as if he were inferior, possibly because he was half-giant. The background story will basically follow the books, and won't bother restating everything that happens. What follows is a selection of some of the more interesting male/female erotic fics. Listopia Harry Potter FanFiction All of the best novel length Harry Potter FanFiction stories. Develop your characters. How will being left in the hands of a sexual predator at a young age affect the upcoming war? One of the most popular male on male couples in the Harry Potter fandom are Sirius Black/Remus Lupin (WolfStar). ARTHUR WHERE IS MY IMPREGNATION? [70][71] Most of the staff appeared to dislike Filch's grumpy and antipathetic personality, such as Minerva McGonagall, who could often be irritated by his behaviour (to the point of forgoing her usual politeness with fellow staff by calling him a "blithering idiot"),[9] and Horace Slughorn, who intended to report him for being more concerned about cleaning up than with the students' security. The full list comprises some four hundred and thirty-seven items, I believe, and can be viewed in Mr Filch's office, if anybody would like to check it.Albus Dumbledore starts his announcements over the Start-of-Term Feast, Before the start of the school term, Filch extended the list of forbidden objects within the school premises so that it included four hundred and thirty-seven items, including Screaming Yo-yos, Fanged Frisbees, and Ever-Bashing Boomerangs. Erotic Heatby AnnaBelle Rose22 features Rose and Lily Luna, but also Ginny and Harry. Filch later took Mrs Norris to the pet gathering, telling her to behave after she hissed at Fang again. He always begged Headmaster Albus Dumbledore to let him suspend students by their ankles from the ceiling. What's this racket? Egg? ENEMIES OF THE HEIR, BEWARE", causing Filch tremendous stress and concern: he believed that Harry Potter was the one who petrified her, as he knew that Filch was a Squib. Lily however loved Harry. [28], Later in the year, Jacob's sibling and Merula Snyde interrogated Filch to see if he was the "mole" for "R" in his office. Dumbledore is not indifferent to the risk that runs the world of magic and only one person can destroy the terrifying monster, the king of knights . Filch, later, brought the jewel-encrusted casket with the Goblet of Fire inside. Fred and George test out a new line of products, and things get sexy. [17] Filch stored the map in a cabinet marked "Confiscated and Highly Dangerous". But when Educational Decree Number Twenty-Nine comes in, Potter, I'll be allowed to do them things and she's asked the Minister to sign an order for the expulsion of Peeves oh, things are going to be very different around here with her in charge.Filch takes Harry Potter to Headmistress Dolores Umbridge, After Lord Voldemort's return, and as part of its campaign to discredit Albus Dumbledore and Harry Potter, the Ministry of Magic instated Dolores Umbridge as Defence Against the Dark Arts professor. [54] He was also probably the one to affix the notices with the Decree on the noticeboards of the Common Rooms. Work Search: Harry goes into heat and Arthur cant resist. In early February, Professor Sprout kindly assured Filch she would have Mrs Norris back in no time, as the Mandrakes, who were maturing for the Mandrake Restorative Draught, were already moody, secretive, and with acne. [55] But Cho vouched for Harry and stated that he was not ordering Dungbombs. [14] He had knobbly hands and whenever he got the flu, a bulbous and unusually purple nose. Any necessary warnings will be at the top of each chapter, and a little summary will be there as well if you're reading this for the meagre plot included (There's no discernible reason you would be, it's smut) and don't want to read that particular chapter. After this, he was forced to award them ten house points, much to his and Mrs Norris's displeasure. He's thrilled to be going to the only place he considered home. After years of abuse by his uncle a seven year old Harry Potter is rescued from the Dursleys by a Dementor who senses his pain, Raised in Azkaban with a strange but caring family and new powers how will Harry react to the revelation he is famous, a wizard and has the power to speak to Dementors. Rated M.] Okay, so this isn't the film actor for James Potter. Umbridge left Hogwarts the day before the end of term, having crept out during dinnertime in hope to depart undetected. The films omit Peeves the Poltergeist, and so Filch's ongoing war with him is omitted also. Book Riot no longer promotes J.K. Rowling in light of statements she has made against the trans community. The twins noticed a filing cabinet marked Confiscated and Highly Dangerous so, curious, they let off another Dungbomb in his office and "nicked" the Marauder's Map, which was stored inside that drawer, from him. Hermione broke the hug. Once upon a time, Harry Potter and his schoolmates grew up and had kids, and those kids had sex. [35] Filch was obsessed with keeping the Castle neat and tidy, and was infuriated when students made a mess with potion ingredients, or forgot to wipe their feet. [80] Filch was kept working at Hogwarts in his capacity of caretaker. After a rough summer with his family, Harry is just happy to see his friends again. After being freed, Astra wants to know all about the life of her old friend, Harry. Filch signed the students out in a queue in the Entrance Hall. Sybill Trelawney has a catastrophic vision: Teantaichean, the terrifying monster of a thousand tentacles, is summoned by a treacherous wizard who desires the destruction of all the wizards world. Harry didnt want to react this way. Harry Potter and Georgia knightly have suffered at both the same night.join them through their journey with their friends at their times in Hogwarts the good and bad. [2] She had dust-coloured fur and yellow, lamp-like eyes. Its his sixth year at Hogwarts, and Harry Potter finds out all new benefits of being the Chosen One inHarrys Sex Yearby VenomBat22. In the night of 21 January, 1995, Filch almost caught Harry Potter while he was on his way back to Gryffindor Tower after having been in the Prefects' bathroom trying to solve the golden egg riddle for the Triwizard Tournament. [6] He had long hair with a bald spot on the top of his head and quivery jowls. Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents - In this beloved erotic comedy with over 1,000 reviews, Harry leads his friends on a Horcrux hunt after reading a magical book that gives him special powers. [36] Ron spent the evening of 5 September, 1992 with Filch, and kept burping up slugs all over Tom Riddle's Special Award for Services to the School. On the former's first afternoon as Headmistress, Fred and George Weasley set off an enormous crate of Weasleys' Wildfire Whiz-bangs which spread all over the school. They attracted his attention by sticking a Blood Pop in Mrs Norris's fur. This is Aaron Taylor-Johnson from Nowhere Boy. He's thrilled to be going to the only place he considered home. A darker Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley get together shortly after Voldemort's return. In a world where Vernon decided to get the freak out of his house as long as possible before he starts training his magical powers, the man sells Harry to his boss for the next five years when Harry was five. [39] He learned that the one who petrified Mrs Norris was the memory of Tom Riddle, the one who controlled Salazar Slytherin's Basilisk. [31], Harry Potter and the Philosopher's StoneFilch tries to catch the trio and Neville Longbottom breaking rules, By 1991, Filch had Mrs Norris, his cat, following Rubeus Hagrid every time he went up into the Castle. If youre in it for the long haul, this particular fic is 61 chapters long. On Valentine's Day, 1996, Harry Potter and Cho Chang departed for Hogsmeade together. [53], Prior to the start of the school term, Filch fastened the list of forbidden items to his office door in an attempt to make students read it. [33] They both very much liked to give students a hard time, unfair punishments, and cruel aspects of such punishments. However, Filch, in a way, helped Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix defeat the Death Eaters, as he helped McGonagall call Peeves during the Battle of Hogwarts. [2] However, Filch did always plead to Dumbledore to permit him to use corporeal punishments on the students, a request that was never granted, which became a primary reason why Filch preferred Umbridge as head of the school. On the night stand, beside a plate that was empty but for a few crumbs, lay his wand and glasses. Argus Filch was a Squib and the caretaker of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry since around 1973. With the passing of Educational Decree Number Twenty-Three, which appointed Dolores Umbridge to the post of High Inquisitor of Hogwarts, the Ministry effectively started its interference at the school. [70], Harry Potter and the Order of the PhoenixArgus Filch takes Harry Potter to Headmistress Dolores Umbridge, Although Filch disliked most students, Harry Potter was one of those he disliked most. Harry Potter and the Last Horcrux by Mike. On 7 September, Filch got a tip-off that Harry Potter was sending in a massive order of Dungbombs. Personally, my favorite couple will always be Ron and Hermione, and not even J.K. Rowling herself can talk me out of this. Sexetera, Ad Infinitumby nqdonne is the story for you then. After placating Filch, he told them he had not seen Jacob, but that he if he had, he would have loved to have sent him to the British Ministry of Magic in shackles. [65], Inspired by the twins' legendary flight to freedom, a great number of students wreaked havoc in the school: Lee Jordan[66] put Nifflers into Umbridge's office, which promptly tore the place apart while searching for shiny objects and leapt on Umbridge when she entered, trying to gnaw the rings off her fingers. However, he did reveal to them he had heard rumours that he had been spotted in the Hogwarts Library. At the end of the year, Filch attended the End-of-Term Feast, reunited with his cat. Albus is having the worst birthday ever, and James comes to his rescue. Fanfic author JessWithOneEss is out there killing the Romione game. They were saved by Quirinus Quirrell, who vouched for them while passing by. [14], He was also very domineering, controlling and paranoid, as demonstrated by the numerous times he asked students what they were doing when they were simply wandering around in what he thought was a suspicious manner.[42]. Editors Note, 6/22/2020: Following are the works of independent creators. Professor Dumbledore took full responsibility for the group, and was to be escorted to the Ministry, where he would be formally charged, and then sent to Azkaban to await trial for conspiracy and sedition. He was favoured by his mother and neglected by his father. Dumbledore then knocked down the Ministry officials, and left the school undetected. However, Dumbledore managed to convince Filch that Harry was not responsible, as he could not have performed such Dark magic, being twelve years old at the time. Once again, this story features the surprise star of M/M Harry Potter erotica, Percy Weasley. Check outThings I Learned in Schoolby janed. They brought either a Nose-Biting Teacup or Fanged Frisbee from Zonko's Joke Shop, and after Jacob's sibling placed the prank device inside his office after hiding themselves with the Shrinking Charm, Filch opened the box containing the prank device which forced him and Mrs Norris to retreat, allowing them to read and retrieve the notebooks. When Ginny finds a discarded recipe from the twin's fledgling business, she realizes she and Harry can use it to get rid of his enemies - and get some pleasure out of it in return. He was later approached by Jacob's sibling who was concerned about Pince's plan for the Ball and told him Pince loved gorgeous settings such as such as flowers, music and refreshments instead. [65] Due to all those misdeeds, Filch prowled the corridors with a horsewhip ready in his hands, desperate to catch students in the act, but the problem was that there were now so many of them, he never knew which way to turn. [46], That school year, the Triwizard Tournament took place at Hogwarts. ), theres a Harry Potter erotica fanfic thats right for you. On 7 October, Filch hung a copy of the Educational Decree Number Twenty-Four on the Entrance Hall. Some Romione erotica highlights from other authors: In Midnight Swimby lrthunder, Hermione finds Ron skinny dipping, and the situation quickly escalates. Modified 3 years, 4 months ago. Why would he? I'm coming to get you, Peeves You've gone and stolen a Triwizard clue, Peeves Dumbledore'll have you out of here for this, you filthy, pilfering poltergeistFilch's paranoia with Peeves, after Harry Potter (under his Invisibility Cloak) drops his Golden egg. Ron had to help Filch polish the silvers at the Trophy Room without using magic for his detention. Hermione looked up at Harry's face. Harry indulges in a little Christmas cheer (and so does most everyone else). The two shared a strong bond that linked them somehow; anytime Mrs Norris spotted someone breaking a rule, Filch would arrive soon afterwards.[13]. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of AzkabanFred and George to Harry Potter about the trouble they cause Filch, The twins Fred and George Weasley had as bad a relationship with Filch as Filch had had with Peeves ever since their first year. Harry starts a new path for his life in the summer after second year. And let me know what you think about the Harry Potter erotica I included on this list. He also told him that someone had broken into his personal office. This story a sweet mix of unrequited love and BDSM. What a stupid question. [18], The caretaker had punished them many times during their Hogwarts years, for their trouble-making. Best Funny Harry Potter Fanfiction. There is a small corner of the Internet dedicated to those of us who prefer the canonical Harry Potter couples. He hummed creakily under his breath, under the prospect of the changes Umbridge had announced him. [63], Sometime after the Easter holidays, Fred and George Weasley set off a Portable Swamp on the Fifth Floor Corridor, and left the school in a blaze of glory. There will be many of both. However, when Arthur turned around he looked at all three at them with a heavy gaze from his blue eyes causing them all of them flinch. [13] He disliked the students and constantly hassled them over the littlest infraction and took delight in the doling out of detention-worthy write-ups. Speaking of strange, ever wondered how you have sex with a ghost? Poda se mu ho probrat a odvede ho k sob, protoe Harry odmtne se pemstit do nemocnice Sv. A joyous retelling of the Diagon Alley trip in Harrys second year with the Weasleys. In July, Argus Filch attended Dumbledore's funeral in an ancient black suit and tie reeking of mothballs, paying his respects for the man who, despite their opposing views on student punishment, gave him employment as a Squib. Goodreads allows fanfiction if they are completed, self-published, and book-length. Oliver and Percy are back for this one, and so is Marcus. [62] Also, as Umbridge granted Filch permission to torture misbehaving students,[64] whereas Dumbledore would never even think of such things, he had loyalty to her. 7. The area was roped off, and Filch was given the task of getting students across it to their classrooms in a small punt. Harry Potter and the Last Horcrux by Mike, aka Full Pensieve, is one of the most well-written and realistic HP fanfic that I've ever read. So this erotic fanfic has a little bit to offer to both the canon fans and the WolfStar believers. Argus Filch was a rheumatic man[62] with hunched-shoulders[9] and a hunchback. Harry Potter/Blaise Zabini/Theodor Nott/Draco Malfoy. Keep an eye on your inbox. [72] Filch thought that Hagrid was an oaf, and he also told Mrs Norris, his cat, to watch Hagrid when he entered the castle. WARNING-NSFW-ONESIDED LOVE/RELATIONSHIP IS TOXIC-FEMALE HARRY IS NAMED HENRIETTA-NONCONSENSUAL BODY MODIFICATION AND BODY HORROR-TAGGED NSFW, EXPLICIT AND DARK JUST TO BE SAFE-EXPLICIT. If you want more straightforward Remus/Sirius smut,Ten Minutesby KatScratches is the fic for you. [15] In the 1977-1978 school year, Filch, probably on a tip-off from Severus Snape, whose obsession it had become to expose his arch-rival, James Potter in wrongdoing, confiscated the Marauder's Map after the Marauders over-reached themselves and were cornered. Community content is available under. Ask Question Asked 4 years ago. [13], On 12 September, Draco Malfoy challenged Harry Potter to a duel in the Trophy Room at midnight. Malfoy, however, never showed up and instead tipped Filch that there would be students out of bed in the Trophy Room. [25], During the 19881989 school year, the Marauder's Map was stolen from his office by a thief that he suspected to be Peeves. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Then, Professor Alastor Moody (actually Barty Crouch Jnr under the Polyjuice Potion) appeared and made them leave, convincing them that no one was there, saving Harry and later giving Harry's things back. You've been stealing! Ships included in the order that they're tagged. [81] The caretaker stayed in the Castle during the battle,[82] although it is unknown how, as a Squib, he participated in the battle; perhaps he stayed to tend to the fighters' injuries or to aid the Hogwarts forces with his extensive knowledge of the Castle layout and secret passages. He seemed to be bitter and embarrassed about not being able to use magic, as was demonstrated when Harry Potter accidentally discovered his Kwikspell letters in 1992. She had got trapped in the roots of the Hogwarts Whomping Willow where she was found by Fang, and was returnef to Filch promptly. Man [ 62 ] with hunched-shoulders [ 9 ] and a hunchback second year Rowling herself can talk me of... 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